"I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm.  Unfortunately, the man made tones never equaled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig."  - Alfred Hitchcock | 
|   | 
Kind hearts are the gardens; kind thoughts are the roots; kind words are the flowers; kind deeds are the fruits.  - English Proverb
 | 
|   | 
Whoever sings, prays twice.  - St. Augustine
 | 
|   | 
It is not you that sings, it is the church that is singing and you, as a member... may share in its song.  - Dietrich Bonhoeffer
 |